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MERRY DAMNED CHRISTMAS! Tote

Description: And a MERRY DAMNED CHRISTMAS to you!

Tags: funny christmas, merry christmas, funny gift, christmas gifts, gift
WHO SAID THE PANDEMIC IS OVER? Tote

Description: Did the WHO say the pandemic was over?

Tags: who, biden, masks for coronavirus, vaccines, social distancing
OWN SOMETHING AND BE HAPPY Tote

Description: Own something, anything, everything and be happy.

Tags: sheep, theory, politics, conspiracy, nwo
RED PILLED Tote

Description: I took the red pill.

Tags: philosophy, red pill, american, usa, redpill
ENHANCED Tote

Description: I am an enhanced and augmented Human.

Tags: human enhancement, longevity, augmented, nanotech, life extension
ZUCK LOST SOME $BUCKS Tote

Description: ZUCK LOST SOME $BUCKS.

Tags: market share, social engineering, metahuman, money, technology
AUGMENTED Tote

Description: I am an augmented and enhanced Human.

Tags: bionic, transhuman, science, robot, enhanced
I JUST PASSED WIND Tote

Description: I JUST PASSED WIND. I DID NOT “FART”.

Tags: fart, humour, passing gas, lmao, wind
LESS FARTSY MORE ARTSY Tote

Description: LESS FARTSY MORE ARTSY.

Tags: funny saying, artist, artsy fartsy, humorous, artists
I JUST FARTED. Tote

Description: I JUST FARTED.

Tags: passed wind, flatulence, passed gas, ripped one, butt
When you can’t grin and beer it anymore, GIN AND BEER IT Tote

Description: When you can’t grin and beer it anymore, GIN AND BEER IT.

Tags: bartender, partying, drink, drunk, tonic
GIN AND BEER IT Tote

Description: GIN AND BEER IT.

Tags: shots, funny quote, wine, meme joke, bartender
EAT BUGS Tote

Description: Eat bugs. They are good for you and the environment.

Tags: insects, earth, planet, insect, climate change
GEEK Tote

Description: Geek.

Tags: genius, video game, nerds, smarty pants, sci fi
THIS IS MY SAINT T-SHIRT Tote

Description: THIS IS MY SAINT T-SHIRT. I STRIVE TO BE A SAINT.

Tags: virtue, christian, martyrs, irish, jesus
PRAY Tote

Description: Pray.

Tags: pray, christian, bible, catholicism, christ
OREMUS (Latin for Let us pray) Tote

Description: OREMUS. Latin for, “LET US PRAY”.

Tags: let us pray, christ, jesus christ, pray, jesus
LESS SELF MORE ELF Tote

Description: Less Self, More Elf. That is the real Christmas spirit.

Tags: funny slogan, christmas humor, happy holidays, christmas sweater, funnytee
FAUCI FOR PRESIDENT Tote

Description: FAUCI FOR PRESIDENT

Tags: president, fauci gang, vaccines, political, medicine
Rogue Tote

Description: Rogue.

Tags: fantasy, thief class, thief, assassin, thug
Fighter Tote

Description: Fighter.

Tags: motivational quote, fight, champion, inspirational quote, rpg game
Druid Tote

Description: Druid.

Tags: magic, rpg, warlock, fantasy, witch
Wizard Tote

Description: Wizard.

Tags: gaming, necromancer, spell, magic, warlock
Bard Tote

Description: Bard, singer, scoundrel, rogue, rpg, role playing game, tabletop, fantasy gaming, attributes, charisma, character class, lore

Tags: character class, somg, scoundrel, gaming, gamer
Empty Tote

Description: An empty and soulless being of the modern world in which we live.

Tags: black and white art, dystopia, dystopian future, dystopian, empty inside
CLERIC Tote

Description: Cleric.

Tags: holy man, cleric, character class, preacher, rpg
MONK Tote

Description: Monk

Tags: hand to hand combat, character class, rpg, holy warrior, iron fist
NO Tote

Description: NO. Enough said.

Tags: not happening, negatory, humor, nope nope nope, nope not today funny

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CROSS Tote

Description: A Cross.

Tags: christ, religion, templar, god, messiah
COFFEE NOW Tote

Description: I need coffee now.

Tags: coffee life, caffeine addict, cup of coffee, latte, i love coffee
Paladin Tote

Description: Paladin.

Tags: soldier, gaming, character class, police, tabletop rpg
Ranger Tote

Description: Ranger.

Tags: tabletop, gamer, character class, role playing game, military
Less Fear More Prayer Tote

Description: The world needs much less fear and much more prayer.

Tags: faith, christ, jesus christ, fearless, religion
Meditate Tote

Description: Meditate. Meditation is good for the mind, body and soul.

Tags: spirituality, faith, stress reduction, prayer, peace
Less Scat More Cat Tote

Description: A little less scat (poop), and a little more cat, please!

Tags: meme, nature, humourous, animals, catshirts
Eagle Artwork Tote

Description: A Bald Eagle.

Tags: earth, hunters clothing, nature, birds illustration, birds

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