Pillows

Description: Own something, anything, everything and be happy.

Description: I took the red pill.

Description: I am an enhanced and augmented Human.

Description: ZUCK LOST SOME $BUCKS.

Description: I am an augmented and enhanced Human.

Description: I JUST PASSED WIND. I DID NOT “FART”.

Description: LESS FARTSY MORE ARTSY.

Description: I JUST FARTED.

Description: When you can’t grin and beer it anymore, GIN AND BEER IT.

Description: GIN AND BEER IT.

Description: Eat bugs. They are good for you and the environment.

Description: Geek.

Description: THIS IS MY SAINT T-SHIRT. I STRIVE TO BE A SAINT.

Description: Pray.

Description: OREMUS. Latin for, “LET US PRAY”.

Description: Less Self, More Elf. That is the real Christmas spirit.

Description: FAUCI FOR PRESIDENT

Description: Rogue.

Description: Fighter.

Description: Druid.

Description: Wizard.

Description: Bard, singer, scoundrel, rogue, rpg, role playing game, tabletop, fantasy gaming, attributes, charisma, character class, lore

Description: An empty and soulless being of the modern world in which we live.

Description: Cleric.

Description: Monk

Description: NO. Enough said.

Description: A Cross.

Description: I need coffee now.

Description: Paladin.

Description: Ranger.

Description: The world needs much less fear and much more prayer.

Description: Meditate. Meditation is good for the mind, body and soul.

Description: A little less scat (poop), and a little more cat, please!

Description: A Bald Eagle.

Description: I am having a crabby day!

Description: Get your Crickets Combo Meal in our new, dystopian future. You will eat bugs and be happy.