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Description: Merry Christmas!

Description: A superhero surveys the land for signs of injustice.

Description: And a MERRY DAMNED CHRISTMAS to you!

Description: I JUST FARTED.

Description: The Eye of the Tengu (the pet cat).

Description: CHRISTMAS IS COMING

Description: Green, Celtic, Irish Crucifix.

Description: A Mother Duck Swims Down the Stream with Her Ducklings.

Description: Only the educated are free. Quote by the Stoic philosopher, Epictetus.

Description: I am a proud Trinidadian.

Description: Focus on less self and more elf this Christmas.

Description: Focus on less self and more elf this Christmas.

Description: When you can’t grin and bear it, gin and beer it.

Description: This is my dopamine feedback loop. Please Like me.

Description: A Sasquatch (Bigfoot) hides behind the trees.

Description: I need coffee now!

Description: I took the red pill but it turned black.

Description: I took the red pill.

Description: I SURVIVED COVID AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.

Description: ZUCK LOST SOME $BUCKS.

Description: Your superhero body.

Description: I am an augmented and enhanced Human.

Description: I JUST PASSED WIND. I DID NOT “FART”.

Description: This is my superhero body!

Description: LESS FARTSY MORE ARTSY.

Description: I have a kitten in my pocket.

Description: Stoic quote on death by Epictetus.

Description: The moon shines behind the clouds at night.

Description: Rabbits underground at night. What are they up to?

Description: GIN AND BEER IT.

Description: Futuristic Dystopian Sci-Fi AI Robotic Cyborg Transhuman Artwork.

Description: Geek.

Description: You will own nothing and be happy. [This is a lie.]

Description: A dragon reads a book on how to breathe fire.

Description: THIS IS MY SAINT T-SHIRT. I STRIVE TO BE A SAINT.

Description: Can I speak? It’s very frustrating when you keep interrupting me!